This was abosultuely fantastic. I laughed, I squeed, I snorted out loud (turlte story) and I just all around LOVED this! This was such a creative way to tell a story and it just worked perfectly. I love how you ended it, especially the comment about the gold bands that they never talk about. But I hated the way it ended because it implied that you would not continue on this and that would just be a damn shame. Very creative and wonderfully done.